My Lunacy is Better than Yours!

The government, one for the World’s largest democracy lunocracy,  has given its go ahead to punish websites which host content that promotes enmity between classes and causes prejudice to national integration. Lol. BRB.

Back after that laughing bout.

I know we have some crazy neighbours. And this is like saying, “WE HAVE ARRIVED GAIZ!”

Tell me one instance of a riot that was caused by the internet in this country. No, don’t talk about the Egypts and Libyas of the world. Why you ask? Athenikkishtamalla! Also, those were rebellions against the governments. Not riots between different classes(Technically, it was because it involved a clash between the political class and the common populace). In order to hide their own fallacies and hear only good things about them means they do this.

Anyway, they did something really stupid because the internet based Indians are always making fun of things and don’t really go out to riot after reading anything.

Also, if we hand pick the governments from countries like Somalia, China, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Egypt etc and mix and mash their mentalities, we get India.

I am going to apply for political asylum in some country like Canada. I’ll state the eccentricities of my government as the reason for seeking asylum.

Concluding by saying something offensive.

BEEF!