Coming Back

A few weeks ago, I registered the domain milcom.in and promised here that I’ll be blogging there. However, that obviously hasn’t happened. It’s the way life has been lately. I’ve been just going through the motions without any real purpose. I haven’t been doing the things I enjoy doing. I haven’t listened to new music, I haven’t read anything, I haven’t learnt anything, I haven’t been working out. In short, I’m a mess right now.

Before all this happened, I was trying to bring the orderly into my life. I started reading about how to proceed with that on reddit. Read success stories, motivated a few people and things seemed rosy. And all of a sudden, the severity of the Delhi pollution got to me and Boom! I was back to square -1000. It’s going to take a while coming back to what I enjoyed doing.

Amidst all this, I realised how easy it is for me to get distracted. Another lesson I learnt is how I’m a good beginner, but a very pathetic finisher. I seek to rectify that as well.

I hope that writing this here keeps me to my word.

PS : I may end up using that domain to set up something interesting later. My initial focus is on getting back to what I enjoyed doing.

Y U HATE SO MUCH?

I was reading a blog post about the hatred some people have towards e-books. I love e-books for the way they have improved my reading frequency by infinity (0 to 1 is also an infinite increase, ok?). I love e-books because they are convenient. I don’t have to worry about termites and a truckload of insects. I don’t have to worry about dust. I don’t need to worry about space. I can have a hard disk full of e-books. (As well as their availability. *wink wink*). For this reason, I love my Kindle too.

However, there are a lot of people who hate e-books. Without having tried out an e-book reader which is, in my opinion, the greatest invention since the internet. Why? Because it is the next best thing to books. And I am more often that not, happy with the second best. Just kidding.

There are people who hate e-books who don’t even know how an e-book reader works. People whose eye balls pop out when you tell them that someone spent more than a 100 USD on an e-book reader instead of buying a tablet for 500 USD. People who talk about value for money, utility etc without experiencing it.

200 words of digression. Just the way people beat about the bush(it has reduced to stumps at the time of writing) without understanding all the aspects. Just the way I hated tablets in the beginning because I thought that it was just an enlarged phone. Just the way people hate twitter without having sent a single tweet. Just the way people hate a new programming language because it cannot solve what the existing languages cannot. Just the way atheists are hated without learning about their character simply because they don’t have a religion. Just the way everything is hated because it is cool.

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My Lunacy is Better than Yours!

The government, one for the World’s largest democracy lunocracy,  has given its go ahead to punish websites which host content that promotes enmity between classes and causes prejudice to national integration. Lol. BRB.

Back after that laughing bout.

I know we have some crazy neighbours. And this is like saying, “WE HAVE ARRIVED GAIZ!”

Tell me one instance of a riot that was caused by the internet in this country. No, don’t talk about the Egypts and Libyas of the world. Why you ask? Athenikkishtamalla! Also, those were rebellions against the governments. Not riots between different classes(Technically, it was because it involved a clash between the political class and the common populace). In order to hide their own fallacies and hear only good things about them means they do this.

Anyway, they did something really stupid because the internet based Indians are always making fun of things and don’t really go out to riot after reading anything.

Also, if we hand pick the governments from countries like Somalia, China, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Egypt etc and mix and mash their mentalities, we get India.

I am going to apply for political asylum in some country like Canada. I’ll state the eccentricities of my government as the reason for seeking asylum.

Concluding by saying something offensive.

BEEF!

Open Letter to the Annoying Person

Dear Annoying Person,

You are really annoying. You piss me off. Badly. I’ll tell you why.

I initially thought that you were cool. I started opening up with you. Then, you got under my skin. You started taking things for granted. You wanted to know every bit of detail about what was going on with me even when I didn’t want to tell you. I got close to you, but you were never my secret keeper. I don’t trust you enough even now.I hoped you wouldn’t keep persisting with your quest to know about everything I do. And when I didn’t tell you something, you got pissed off and started behaving differently. I find that annoying.

You do not know what sarcasm and exaggeration are. You take every thing I say quite literally. You cannot understand the tone in my voice. I don’t even know how you get your daily dose of laughter. How do you take a joke? By analyzing the situation and then claiming that such a situation is impossible? I find that annoying.

You ask me for my opinion all the time. And when I give mine, you call that juvenile. You won’t consider my views to be correct. If you were presuming that I was going to be wrong, why did you ask me in first place? And then, you go ahead and ask some one else for his/her opinion. When he repeats the same thing I had given you in first place, you place him/her on the altar and worship the being. Without even caring to remember that I had given you the same answers. I find that annoying.

I also don’t approve of your shoving your opinion down others’ throats. You try to be dominating in your group. You don’t even care to listen to others and just shoot down their views. Your holier than thou attitude annoys me.

You may have some issues with me. You don’t talk it out with me. Instead, you go and tell it to someone else. And the two of you conspire to make my life hell. I find that annoying.

I hope you have realized what you need to set straight. I hope you read this with an open mind and let it in.

Yours Faithfully,

Milcom
PS : If you are that annoying person, I hope you correct yourselves. If you aren’t that annoying guy and think that you are not at fault, this is for you too. You are doing the same things unknowingly.

Timeless sleep has been upset

If you landed on this post while on the lookout for Lovecraftian horror, apologies.

This post is about my city. The city I call home. And a discovery.

20+ years ago, yours truly started walking. And he learnt most of it on the sands of the beaches of the city. And the sands inside that mighty temple. For him, it wasn’t just another temple. It was a play area. The meeting point of elders. A place where old Maamas did their morning/evening walks. Just that their attire always had to be mundu and mel-vastram/veshti. He loved dressing up like that to get inside the place. The small storage area outside the walls of the place where people can store their stuff which were not allowed inside. No one had an issue with the arrangement and people spent the time inside in complete peace.(Even though the gossiping folks had their share of issues of international importance)

The best part he loved about the place were the festivals which used to happen twice a year. One around Diwali and the other, around April. There were a lot of exciting things about it. First, his dad would take him to the eastern entrance so that he can see the huge teakwood statues of Pandavas that are taken out during the time. Another thing he looked forward to, was the procession inside the premises, on every day of the festival. First, a caparisoned elephant carrying a drummer would pass through the huge corridor, announcing the arrival of the King and the deities. A minute or two after the elephant has passed by, a dozen costumed folks pass by, which he believes now, represented the different sections of the society.(craftsmen, soldiers etc) Once this was over. The king would lead the procession. He was followed by a few other members of the royal family and behind them, the deities, carried on palanquins. There would be three of them. This part was what he liked the most.

Because he would see his father fold his hands as a mark of respect when the king passes by. Most of the others would just stand in attention when the king is passing by and fold their hands when the deities pass by. The opposite was done by his father. He learnt more about the glory days of the kings from his father. How the democratic governments ruined what the kings had done. Most of them, works of engineering unimaginable to the modern day civil engineers. His father would also tell him about the articles made of precious metals which the kings would present before the Lord, of whom, they were supposedly mere servants. The simple lives they led. The things they did for art and science.

He took in all he could about the mighty kings, their wealth and their lives.

Fast forward 10 years, he, like all the others in the city, learnt about the precious stones used as decorations on the presiding deity. He felt proud about how it was hidden from the invaders who looted all other parts of the few 1000 odd provinces filled region known as India to them. He was happy that the gems remained in the confines of the stone walls.

Fast forward 10 more years. He finds that a few doors inside the region were being opened for inventorying purposes. What followed was the frantic cries from everywhere about how the wealth should be destroyed used for good purposes by putting a value to it. A value, which is a joke even on paper. For little do they realize that a 10g bar of gold costs lesser than a 10g necklace of gold. Or do they realize that the funds which are supposed to be used for the good purposes end up in the pockets of those who least deserve it? Charity it seems. The ones who do not spend one rupee from their wallets on charity want the wealth spent on it.

Like the MP from my city said, “It’s easier to do charity when it’s not coming from your own pockets”. I bow to the man.

The city is named after Anantha or the endless one. The city was in a timeless sleep. It has been upset.

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