Fails

Its been a boring few days. Nothing has been happening. NOTHING. Zilch. To simply put it. its been FAIL. So, here are a list of few fails I ve observed during the last few days.

I haven’t received a single Personal e-mail this entire month. All I get are “So and so is now following you on Twitter”, “Word of the Day”, “New jobs matching your profile” etc. IM has not been too busy either. The “Conversation With” section on the logs in Pidgin show May, June for most people on my list. Its not like no one is coming online. Its about them not pinging me or worse, not replying when I ping them. So, in short, my personal existence online has been fail.

Rains hit Mumbai badly. A few days back, there was talk about how the lack of rain had hit the water table. Now, when the rains came there finally, every road was flooded. Why cant there be a proper drainage system in place? The same can be told of other Metros. They cry about the lack of rains and when the rains come, they cry about floods. The administrations of all these places are Fail.

In our company,every now and then, we make plans to contribute something to the Open Source community. Every single time, I spend the next one or two days looking through forums, mailing lists looking for ways to contribute and then, forget about it all together. This time, however, I m determined to make amends. Still, on my part, its been a BIG fail.

Our moral protectors are back at it again! I seriously don’t get it. These kind of organisations are Fail.

There is this new song from a movie called Love Aaj Kal called Twist. I think its a big fail song. Simply because it has been flicked from good old Naagin the Lady Cobra by Decibel.

A week ago, a certain female by the name Mallika Sherawat visited the Twitter HQ and that was generating a lot of hype. Well, thi half crack female made full use of that visit and made a claim. She brought Twitter to India! Well, she definitely did make a few depserate losers sign up on Twitter. I said FEW. The majority Twitter junta from India have been in there well before she started kissing Mr Chan’s posterior to make a mark in the international scene. Well, if living in Los Angeles is what she thinks of as being international, a Beggar on the roads of LA are more international than her! Such people who grab their chance to make such outrageous statements are mega fail.

This post may be fail, but its just to prevent my blog revival from Failing

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About milcom
A software developer by profession, Milcom is a football lover and considers music as his religion. While he is not working, he likes reading blogs, listening to music, reading novels or simply sitting idle, in which he is a world champion.

4 Responses to Fails

  1. priya says:

    I din’t know about Mallika Sherawat part! When did that happen? LOL, its just too funny!! Introducing twitter to India! Yes, now be prepared to follow the local chai walas too!! πŸ˜€

    Oh and yes, “join my cause and save a child” invitations are a #fail too you know πŸ˜›

    I like the new look of the blog!

  2. Vidhyaa says:

    The Internet can make you feel like you are so miserably lonely and yet so tightly connected at the same time. Well, most things fail because they turn out to be dead-ends or one way streets, such as some things that you’ve illustrated in your post. Some things just don’t have enough power in them to cross the threshold that separates success from failure. I hope you are able to make out what I am trying to express in words. πŸ™‚

  3. Arnab Das says:

    i heard mallika’s calling her tweets twalikas or something. how FAIL is that! πŸ™‚

    cool post definitely NOT a FAIL.

  4. Ramani says:

    I ve heard about twitter b4… but who s this mallika??… i dunno and i am serious… i thought she was an item song dancer in bollywood…

    btw.. again an awesome post.. and i really admire you for the flow and for the topic [:)]

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