Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,

I dont like your new look. You just took one step or maybe a few more, backwards. A few months ago, I was yet to understand you. You were complicated. I did finally comprehend how you worked. At that time, I disowned my other social networking account. You along with Twitter helped me out relax during the nights when I was back home and looking for company. Now, I dont like you.

I want the Highlights section back. Would you care to explain what a Live Feed and a News Feed is? Why do you derive pleasure in making things complicated for those who Like you? Why do you give trouble to those trying to tell you “What they are thinking/doing” ? Why do you have a problem with people making friends? Why do you give them so much trouble now? Is old age catching up with you? You were perfectly alright till a few days ago. Now, you are even more #fail than the #fail whale and the Donuts.

Please get back to your good old self. Get well soon!

Yours Faithfully


PS : I don’t mind if you give trouble to the Farmers, Underworld Dons, Zookeepers, CoffeeShop Owners etc.


About V
A software developer by profession, Milcom is a football lover and considers music as his religion. While he is not working, he likes reading blogs, listening to music, reading novels or simply sitting idle, in which he is a world champion.

13 Responses to Dear Facebook

  1. Honest and Frank. This letter should be shown to the right authorities. +1 mate.

  2. Ramani says:

    I like it… especially the PS part.. 🙂

  3. Lol says:

    Farmvillers should be massacrated.

    • milcom says:

      Yes. As @fartingpen. put it the other day, they should be poked with the unsaftiest of pins and then, Britney should be thrown at them. :-\

  4. vidhyaa says:

    wow! right on!

  5. Audreza Das says:

    Beautifully done. I dun mind if d mafia wars are also punished! 😛

  6. Sreek says:

    hehehe….facebook s kind of a piss of these days ! nice post macha!

  7. nikki says:

    Nice. Hope someone from facebook comes across this!

  8. Priya says:

    aahhh, facebook addict!!!

  9. Arnab Das says:

    seriously man, live feed’s damn irritating!

  10. audreza says:

    you know wat wud b god like! if u wud ve strtd d article wid..dear facebook, i don’t like your new face! wham!smash in d face! haha. 🙂

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