Right, we had a very highly anticipated launch of the tablet by a man who will never be Jobless. There were speculations about everything. Its name, what it ll have, its price and what not! Since it was a tablet and going by the name of the previous products, it had to the iPill. Oh wait, the name was already taken by a, err…, you know that don’t you? So what do we get. a name which is better! The new name sounds more like err…, you know that don’t you?

Anyway, a lot of fanatics are lauding the technological marvel. Which is equivalent to lauding a 50in TV when the thing, in reality is only a bigger version of a 14in TV with the same specs. Of course, when you make it a little bigger, there has to be a couple of new features thrown in, just to attract the consumers. The above 3-4 lines tell my own opinion. It doesn’t reflect the opinions of this blog. πŸ˜›

Ok, here are a few lame #iName I came up with. It may have been invented by someone else as well. But, since I am not in the habit of reading other blogs, I am not aware of any. Ok, ignore the latter part. Like I ve mentioned a lot of times, iRead a lot good blogs these days. Google Reader is epic in that sense. And even if you think I copied, I ll surely claim that I have not read it anywhere, but definitely somewhere, but I do not know where. πŸ˜€ (those who read the good blogs and know about the credit crunch going on would definitely know about what I was referring to in that last sentence)


Here go the lame #iNames

  • New washing machine – iWash
  • Ugly looking aircraft – iSoar
  • A fabulous piece of metal for removing wrinkles – iRon
  • A device to deceive people – iCon

And yeah, it has been decided to rename Mackarel as iLa. And since I am putting on alot of weight, I ve decided to go on a diet and rename this blog to Level Headed’s iDiet.

iSurprised that people believe faking news for actual news. The other day, iPosted something (That can be name for our postal service!) on Facebook about “Rakhi Sawant going on a Hunger Strike to protest against her non inclusion in the new Phir Mile Sur.. video”. That is a real fail video iMO. Lotsa reviews on the same ve come up. So, iWont write one.

Anyway, before the guy becomes Jobless, iDisappear!


About V
A software developer by profession, Milcom is a football lover and considers music as his religion. While he is not working, he likes reading blogs, listening to music, reading novels or simply sitting idle, in which he is a world champion.

15 Responses to iThink

  1. Arnab Das says:

    awesome! out of words!

  2. sreekanth says:

    u also know the iMPLANT πŸ˜›

  3. Ramani says:

    Level Headed Idiet is hilarious… πŸ˜› iLaughed.. πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

    and iComment on your blog everytime.. will iGet any reward for that??.. πŸ˜€

  4. malcolmguite says:

    excellent. I especially like i Soar! here is a little iPoem about losing balance or perspective on this one:

    iPitaph on an iPad

    The life he left,
    He skipped and skyped,
    No book but face-
    No space but my-
    No tune but i-
    No mail but e-
    No roots, no tree
    No he nor she
    With love to share,
    To bind and bear…

    Death did not digitise
    his unrecorded cries
    His last unsampled sighs.
    Deleted without trace,
    In placeless cyber-space,
    He lived no second-life.

    On some enduring stone let this be carved,
    Life hyphen-hyped is only hyphen-halved

  5. Fawkes says:

    Witty. πŸ™‚ iWash, iSore, iCon, iRon … are really good. Did not know you can play so well with words!! πŸ™‚

  6. Sudhamshu says:

    It appears that Jobs must be the most egotistic person on Earth. Everything starts with ‘i’!
    The best one in your list of ‘i’ was iSoar. Truly hilarious!

    • milcom says:

      The “egotistic” part did cross my mind. But while writing, iForgot.
      Thanks for liking iSoar. πŸ™‚

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: